For Peter Obi, I Recommend ‘Viagra’

By Viagra, I mean staying power in the race, not that other one ooo. I know that Mudi will now open his ear as he reads Viagra, thinking it’s the other room things I am writing about.

Seeing the video of Peter Obi cutting the tape at one rickety water pump somewhere in the North triggered this article. For some time now, I have been mulling about writing to him directly and asking him to calm down.

I know he would have been advised to keep the momentum running and this is why he is everywhere, donating money, talking, playing critic and all that and this is what is making me concerned about his staying power in the room.

For those of us above 50, we know what it means when you jam a perky one in the other room and you last only five minutes, and then you will stand up and start blaming Tinubu for fuel scarcity and forex crises and as such your mind is wondering, hence the “indomie” performance.

Obi wants to take political Viagra and maintain a tempo for four years. Even if he is Bill Gates, I think it will not work. I think he will burn himself out and when the elections come through, Atiku will fly in from Dubai and pick the mandate again and we will now be faced with another Tinubu/Atiku anywhere bele face wahala again.

The picture of that “tap” and the big rubber tank with Peter Obi scribbled in white paint just confirmed my assertion.

Mr. Obi, take a well-desired rest. Go into hibernation. Go back to school or something. Go to Wigwe University and take a teaching position, join the army, contribute to society much more meaningfully, build a hospital and run it or just basically “disappear” for a bit to regain composure, try to invigorate and get yourself ready for the next round.

That “thing” you donated in the North shows you are exhausted, my brother just go take a well-deserved rest. Thank you.