DINO MELAYE – BIG MOUTH, BIG HEART

This Daddy just used to amaze me. He has a penchant for shooting skits and posting them all over social media. This is a powerful tool as it keeps him very relevant to a strong demographic – the youths.

So, it was announced that our dear President was going to the UK to attend an Education Summit. All of us keep quiet o. No be my mouth you go hear say, Sikira mama no wear something (coughs). Everybody had the same thought but kept quiet.

Trust Dino to carry his big head to social media to be asking questions that touch the heart. He asked, “what is a certificateless man going to do in a forum where you have intellectually mobile characters?”

You see why this Dino should be avoided at all cost. These kinds of people have their protection, they will not tell you. It is either Juju or they will be wearing the testicles of a virgin antelope around their waist. Innocent you, will now carry ordinary head and be following him and be repeating his statements not knowing that by the time our Ogas in black come, the man will jump off the bus and be doing like he needs a ventilator to breathe but the Juju will not let them catch him.

But you will now just stand there and be looking like mumu, and they will catch you the way they caught Adeyanju and Sowore.
Mbok, I have kept quiet o. I do not agree with his sentiments in that video. He speaks for himself and not for me. Wetin concern me, have I eaten enough Afang? And I still have one more wife to marry so I need my testicles in good shape for that mission.

If Buhari wan go Education Summit for Timbuktu, make he go, na him prerogative. Na him get himself. Abi, you no hear when he talk say, ‘I belong to no one’? E be like say Dino dey toilet that time and he no hear. Kai!