TWITTER DIALOGUE – THE DREAM TEAM

When the list of those to meet and discuss with twitter was released, I laugh small. We went out of our way to pull out our biggest and brightest to tackle these mutants who are bent on destabilizing our country. Our team has three SANs and some very heavyweights with combined followership on Twitter of about 1,000.

Be like say na Lai Mohammed get the most followers with about 500 and the rest share the other 500. I must confirm to you that the federal government is taking this Twitter thing very seriously, as you can see the personalities on our side with an average age of about 57. These were in secondary school when we still had P&T as our major source of communications.

So you see that the Twitter mutants will be in for very tough discussions. They must be able to talk in a language our team will understand. All that ‘likes’, follow’, ‘tag’ cannot work with them baba o. They should use words like ‘no vex’, and must start every statement with ‘Your excellency’. I think for us to have a fruitful dialogue, the Twitter team must have cultural advisers to guide them; otherwise, na slap go end the thing o. I can just imagine one 28-year-old member of the Twitter team who, instead of prostrating for Lai or Fash at the beginning, will now say ‘hi’.

Baba will shout o, who is this one with no home training, ‘ o le ko ni’. He will scream and from then on meeting go end o. Please don’t let me laugh for this matter na serious matter. See our Godzillas and Methuselahs move in to tackle the vibrancy of youth on a matter that is of serious consequence to the structural existence of our country. Make we dey look o.