FESTUS KEYAMO VS EEDRIS ABDULKAREEM – ENTER THE DRAGON

Only those of us who grew up on Bruce Lee will understand this caption. Enter the dragon, na Chinese film where the fight used to be mad. Both sides will not agree oh and they will fight to the death. While fighting, they will be making cat and animal sounds and be looking at themselves and be walking like mumu and be kicking in the air till one die or run away. This is what we see today with a legendary retired activist – Keyamo and relevance-seeking ex-crooner Eedris. Eedris don wake up that morning, no food to eat, no money to pay the ‘olosho’ he carry that night say what will I do now o. He say let me sing a song and put Keyamo inside whether that one go fear send am N10,000.

That is how he release the song that does not even have meaning. Instead of Keyamo to ignore, that one wey don see weak opponent decide to fight under the belt. He released text messages that Eedris had sent to him begging for money to help his sick mother. You see what poverty can cause? If Eedris get money, will he expose himself like this? But the problem na Keyamo. Why would he go so low to kick a man who is already down? Releasing those messages is what na? What will it prove? Is that the work we send you to go and do in the cabinet? Can’t you see the unemployment figures in the country as Minister of State for Labour, or what is that your portfolio sef? Is it to release a text message that you will now put as part of your achievements in office? My brother, you no do well o. Even me I go dey fear now because I don send you many texts before.

This is not how to be a gentleman or be remembered by the people. No matter the reason, Eedris, come meet you for help, na hungry man, and you cannot be laughing at him like this. Even if the man offers to sing for Buhari and una no answer am, the man get right to yab Buhari na. You no yab Buhari before you join the cabal? Please, rise up and be a serious operative of the administration. Leave all this catfight. It is not helping your image. For you Eedris, no be only you be poor man. Me sef I poor, be selecting those you dey go beg money make dem no dey humiliate you like this. Reach me, make I give you a list of better people to go ask for money. Abi, you don see anybody release my text message and na daily me dey beg for money o. Kai, only in Nigeria. Mbok Ken Etete no try release any of my texts o, make Keyamo no go inspire you do wetin no good o. Lol