Unicorn Prices Are Up


There has been so much fake news in the political world that it has led to fake news in the financial world. Bitcoin, the imaginary money, has returned to the papers and has shot up in value, dropped back, started to rise again, all within a few days.

What the world needs is real news and hopefully positive news. I know that many consider Bitcoin as real money but it’s too volatile for most, I want money that I can safely hide under my mattress and don’t bother looking, there’s none there.

Bitcoin however belongs under the bed with the monsters from our childhood. By the way, prices for Unicorns as pets are also on the rise and who knew that they are not on the protected species list.
––Dennis Fitzgerald, Melbourne, Australia