Remi Tinubu: A Trump Card

She is a respected Christian leader- that was Trump to our delectable First Lady, Senator Remi Tinubu. As he spoke at the Christian breakfast meeting, he put his hands on his forehead like you do when you are trying to see but blinded by lights, looking for her. I am surprised he didn’t see her, because she would have been putting on a “gele” which should have stood her out. She should have rushed forward to hug the rampaging Trump, and all of our problems would have been solved.

Since that acknowledgement, mummy has not let the talk circuits in America “hear word.” He called my name oooo, you see why it is good to “wear less makeup”. He called my name o, so you people should consider me for the next Nobel. Kai.

Mummy is my favourite person in this government. In my books, na she “get sense pass”, not carried away by power, still herself, still mature and still slow to engage and imbued with a deep sense of responsibility. But that notwithstanding, any discerning mind will understand why that accolade was sent in. Remi is the best-looking First Lady Nigeria has ever had.