Ituah Ighodalo’s ‘Fictitious’ Wedding

This pastor is a very handsome man and women will always want his attention, that is a fact. Pastor is a widower and the mourning period is over. Recently, we have been inundated with reports that the pastor could be taking our very own Nollywood actress, Kate Henshaw down the aisle. Social media is excited as Kate is one of the most iconic, well-bred and dutiful role models in that industry.

A union between these two would be magic, even though I don’t see how the pastor will have the stamina to cope. You know Kate, she na gym rat. If you see her videos in the gym ehn, pastor will need much more than Psalms to climb that mountain of Gethsemane.

But pastor, in an interview, said “nothing like that.” He reportedly said that people are using the story to make money and when they finish, they should come and pay tithe.

Well for me, I am giving pastor an ultimatum. If by July 4, which is my 56th birthday, I don’t see any sweet young thing in his arms, I will do a national competition to find a wife for our dear handsome pastor.

My advice sir, is that we have many clusters where you can get very beautiful and well brought up Nigerian women. I can get suitable candidates from the Senate, Nollywood, the Presidency and even slay queens. Yes na.

So, my dear pastor, let’s not joke with prostate cancer. Yes, o one Doctor on radio said that to avoid the ailment, we must “do” 21 times a month. Some of us have exceeded that and are clocking like 36 a month, conferring immunity on us. This is why this mission of securing a wife for pastor is now a critical health issue. Lol