Natasha Just Lost Me

I knew it would get to this point. The point where – he wanted to sleep with me will eventually show up.

I had rushed to my TV set, having been prompted by Nigerians on the impending bombshell to be released by this Senator only to be met with a shaky, lips-quivering performance by a senator who is really trying her best to distract the nation with this – see me, I am here – attention seeking gambit.

But do I blame her? Of course, not. We have been saddled with a Senate president who has been nothing but a massive disappointment, to say the least.

Everything the senator said on that ARISE NEWS Channel interview has painted our Senate president in colours that I am sad to say allegedly fits him judging from what we have heard and seen of him so far.

The hand-holding, the tour of the house, the promises of ‘enjoyment’. The offer of nightclubbing as alleged by her all look very clearly up Akpabio’s street

But does this now justify a great waste of time that this Senator from Kogi seems to be fostering on us?

We have elected two ‘weaklings’ and comedians into high office and they have busied themselves with the inanities that come with their subterranean approach to office

He wants to sleep with me – she is dressing like a nightclub hostess- he is holding my hand – she is wearing lipstick and all is what Akpabio and his ‘girlfriend’ want Nigerians to contend with in the face of the hardships we face.

Mbok, both should be done with. The people of Kogi or wherever she comes from and Ikot-Ekpene or wherever he comes from should be really ashamed of themselves for throwing these two up in the Senate.

Mbok, can we just move on and ignore these two comedians. They should not drag us into whatever is their matter; we have bigger fish to fry.

A bloody waste of time. Come and beat me if you don’t like my position. Crap.