JIM IYKE – FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN

This is my favourite actor o. He will just be speaking fake American accent and be jumping up and down the screen like he can fight and be pretending to be a playboy.

I have never seen an actor that so much loves being typecast. Na only one style acting, anywhere bele face. Every movie, he must fight, he must drive a car rough, he must speak with an American accent and he must love women. When that one don end, film don finish. No other style o. Just this one style. Mbok, you people should leave my Jim Iyke for me, that is how I like him.

So, during the week, someone sent a video clip of him going to fight one no name social media person. Up until that time, I had never heard of this skinny fellow. They say he was questioning our actor’s source of wealth, that he heard that our actor has started using international dry cleaners on his clothes and is changing cars the way this one is changing his dirty undies.

My people, trust my champion. He will never take this laying low. Na the same moves o. Fake American accent, fake gra gra and fight. He stormed the other guy’s house abi na studio, and was screaming and making like he can fight. People were holding him up and down but he was determined to be Jim Iyke and rushed at the skinny one who looked like he hadn’t eaten in 90 days.

I laughed so hard that tears came out of my eyes. See Jim, when you see scarecrow dey look for relevance, you no leave am and you sef, can’t you grow bigger than somethings? All these I will beat you, abeg is tiring.
Grow up bro. Your mates are there reading bedside stories for their grandchildren, you are here jumping all over the place with tight trousers, dey threaten unemployed blogger all over the place.