With EBERE WABARA
THE PUNCH of April 29 opens the floodgate today with this schoolboy howler: “This, it said, was the reason the case should be given accelerated hearing to restore confidence in (to) the judiciary.”
“Group says Buhari loves Igbos (Igbo) more than his predecessors” (Source: as above)
DAILY Sun Front Page Headline of April 29 circulated this error: “UMTE: JAMB alerts on (to) new scam to defraud candidates”
“Ortom commends military over (for) counter-insurgency operations”
THISDAY FEATURES of April 29 offered readers four juvenile infractions: “For these communities, particularly worrisome is the fact that these herdsmen have (had) in times past repeatedly plundered their farmlands without any punitive action taken against them.”
“According to him, they have had instances where the state security agencies shield (shielded) perpetrators because there is (was) ‘order (an order) from above.’ “
BUSINESS WORLD of April 29 disseminated this impropriety: “Okonkwo also advises banks to take cyber security measures very serious (seriously).”
“As part of efforts to ensure that its new cash withdrawal policy succeeds, the CBN said it is (was)….” (THISDAY, May 6)
“LBS alumni hosts Amaechi…” (Vanguard Headline, April 6) My alumni association hosts or our alumni host Amaechi… No mix-up.
“A peasant farmer in Ogbomoso…has founded two police AK-47 rifles hidden in green leaves on (at) his farm.” (THE NATION NEWS, May 5) These juvenile blunders were found (not founded, please o!) by an anonymous reader via cell phone number 08033154530. More contributions from other readers are welcome.
A commuter to a bus driver on Victoria Island: “Can I drop” (before the bus-stop)? Driver: “No! Vicious LASTMA officials are lurking (lurking about)!” You alight (not drop) from a vehicle. But, you can be dropped (off).
Overheard: “I don’t want to be insultive….” (The Beat 99 FM, Lagos, May 5 Morning Belt) Rudeness is an insulting (not insultive) behaviour!
“Bombing out beer parlours” A public drinking-place is called a pub. There are other variants where alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks may be bought and drunk among other utilities: inn, tavern, saloon bar, lounge and public bar. There is nothing known as “beer parlour” outside Nigerian shores! You can call it our own Native English in its parlous and unacceptable condition.
“Beware, gift items could be ladened (sic) with bombs—Army chief” (Vanguard Headline, April 30) Even at first sight, thoughtlessly, something points out this etymological buffoonery! Newspapers and magazines these days are pitiably laden with inexcusable lexical and structural lapses.
“EFCC arrests director over land deal” (DAILY SUN Headline, April 29) Once more, ‘arrest’ takes ‘for’—never the much-abused ‘over’.
“FRSC begins special patrol to reduce road crashes” (BUSINESSDAY Headline, April 29) Except in a state of war or social infrastructural decay, roads do not crash. The special patrol is to reduce accidental/vehicular crashes. No lexical commotion, please.
“Armed bandits kill two cops in Yola, pick 2 AK-47 rifles” (DAILY INDEPENDENT Headline, April 29) News: Who’s a bandit? Or: Can there be banditry without arms? A bandit, according to OXFORD Advanced Learner’s DICTIONARY, is a member of an ARMED (emphasis mine) gang that robs people. Therefore, there can’t be banditry without arms. Let us be circumspect in collocation and do away with sterile applications and reference books. As a testimony to this assertive advisory, THE NEW LEXICON WEBSTER’S DICTIONARY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, astonishingly, declares that a “bandit is a robber, especially one of a group roving in uninhabited districts.” This, obviously, contradicts language currency, emotional and environmental factors associated with word usage. It is imperative to nurture a critical mind in communication to foreclose simulation and travesty.
“For the inauguration art exhibition, there was no man know man connection” (National News, June 29) This is sheer illiteracy! What is ‘man know man connection’? Do you mean god-father, stooge, or crony connection? Certainly, not the excerpt!
“Nigeria’s economy may overtake South Africa by 2025” (National News Headline, May 29) Business & Finance: either South Africa’s (preferably) or South Africa’s economy (verbosity).
“Panasonic brace-up for market challenges” (THISDAY Banner, April 29) Again, phrasal verbs do not admit hyphenation.
“…our eating and living habits can predispose our systems for (to) such diseases as….”
“2 vigilante men roasted” First: vigilance men; second: the men were burnt, not roasted! For goodness’ sake, we are talking of human beings–not consumables or objects!
“During his visit to the troubled spots…..” The shades of violence: trouble spots, but troubled waters. That is the beauty of the English language.
“…that is a prerequisite for development in (on) the continent.”
“Nigeria was re-admitted into (to) the Commonwealth Games Federation (CGF), according to the Nigeria Olympic Committee (NOC).”
“This is tragic and a degradation of human specie (species).”
“Staff of the Federal Ministry of Education and its parastatals in Lagos has (have) been told they have till next weekend to present their papers.”
“As he spoke to the admiration of the labour leaders and journalists at (on) the occasion….”
“The stories, in the opinion of the trial judge, was (why this recurring discord?) considered embarrassing to the government.” “Journalism schools should include courses on shedding crocodile tears to (in) their curricula.”
“The police has an image problem, too.” Bound to correction: The police have….
“I have persistently advocated, without much success, the need to align policy making to (with) crime control….”
“But if the House Ethics Committee fails to sanitise affairs, then we would be setting a dangerous precedence contrary to the Dimeji Bankole example.” Not yet: a dangerous precedent.
“Additionally, signals suggest that a lot of work still need (needs) to be done to get us on the democratic superhighway.”
“The purchasing power in the hands of consumers have (has) been going down; it means that demand for goods and services are (is) reducing.”
“…the executive cannot acquiesce to a patently wrong situation in demur in a similar situation.” The legislature we deserve: acquiesce in (not to).
“It was later gathered that the mayhem was as a result of conflict (a conflict or conflicts) between two cult groups”. My viewpoint: delete ‘two’ (which is implied) to avoid headaches.