SATURDAY MEDIA GAFFES EXPRESSION and TRIBUTE STORIES
With ebere wabara; email@example.com, 08055001948
DAILY SUN of June 19, my birthday, welcomes us today: â€œSpokesman of the groupâ€¦said the North is (was) no longer disposed toâ€¦.â€
â€œInvest in quarry mining (quarry-mining) plantâ€
â€œNPFL: Inyama hails Abia Warriors (Warriorsâ€™) fighting spiritâ€
â€œIts (Itâ€™s) been a year since you left us (a comma) but it seemed (seems) like yesterdayâ€
â€œThe candle you lighted (lit) at the end of the tunnel continues to glowâ€
â€œOne arrested over (for) kidnap of Delta Polytechnic Registrarâ€
â€œCourt convicts bizman, remands another in prison over fake productâ€ Yank off â€˜in prisonâ€™ in the interest of grammatical purity. Please note that â€˜bizmanâ€™ is not a formal entry.
â€œIgbos (Igbo) and the Northern Youthsâ€™ (youthsâ€™) threatâ€
â€œThe management and staff of Metrotile Nig. Ltd. & Euro Building System rejoices and felicitatesâ€¦.â€ I discontinue!
â€œBrand Marketing and Marketing Management in a Recovering but Restructured Nigeria (Nigerian) Economyâ€
â€œAjimobi commissions (inaugurates) WAMCOâ€™s new DDP milk facilityâ€
â€œStop relying on foreign based (foreign-based) playersâ€”Chukwuâ€
â€œIn line with your request and sequel to an agreement reached after series (a series) of meetingsâ€¦.â€ (Half-page advertorial by Ebonyi State Government endorsed by Chief (Dr.) Emma Okorie Offor, Chief of Staff, Govt. House, Abakaliki)
â€œA patriot and statesmanâ€ A poser: is a statesman not automatically a patriot?
â€œThe seven bank chief executives currently being investigated by the EFCC for their alleged racketeering roles in the current pension fund scam have been placed under security watch to forestall them escaping outside the country.â€ A rewrite to save time and space: The seven bank chief executives being investigated by the EFCC for their alleged racketeering roles in the current pension fund scam have been placed under security watch to forestall their escape from the country. The copious blunders in the extract remind me of inflectional Middle English!
â€œAssailant, vigilante member die in gun duelâ€ (DAILY INDEPENDENT, June 7) Get it right: vigilance member. Alternatively: Assailant, vigilante die in gun duel.
â€œINEC official arrested over â€˜missingâ€™ ballot papersâ€ (THE NATION, June 7) Truth in defence of freedom: â€˜arrestâ€™ takes â€˜forâ€™â€”not â€˜overâ€™!
â€œWoman arrested with AK-47, 148 live ammunitionsâ€ (THISDAY, June 7) The last word in the extract is uncountable. The Old English (Anglo-Saxon) period is gone!
â€œThis will remove the possibility of passing the bulk (buck)â€ (THE PUNCH, June 7) No pedestrian English.
â€œThe organized private sector took the bull by the horn recentlyâ€¦.â€ For a better society: take the bull by the horns.
â€œBritain handed over the reigns of power to the politicians.â€ (THE GUARDIAN, June 7) Modern English: reins of government.
â€œOne even wonders why government did not adopt that method from the onset (outset).â€ (Vanguard, June 7)
â€œThis is true given the restricted and guarded comments from those who have been priviledged to view the clips.â€ (Leadership, June 4) Spellings count: privileged.
â€œGovernment needs to put (get) its acts together and prosecute the kidnappers.â€ (Vanguard, June 4) My own comment: get its act (not acts) together.
â€œVigilante group accused of murderâ€œ Get it right: vigilance group.
â€œApart from all these, the debt recovery (a hyphen confirms class) level of the banks have not been any issue of interest to NDIC.â€ (THISDAY, June 7) Question CBN has to answer, debt recovery has (not have).
â€œIt is believed in some quarters that the Nigerian Police hasâ€¦.â€ (THE NATION, June 2) Get it right: the Nigerian Police have.
The next five blunders are from Daily Trust of June 2: â€œAnd the leaders, being new on the saddle of political leadership (another comma) were.â€¦â€ The challenges of good grammar: in the saddle.
â€œEfforts by the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo and his group to remove Akintola from office was (were) fiercely resisted.â€ Why the discord?
â€œAs a new democracy, there was (were) bound to be problems.â€
â€œIn the course of the crisis, Awo and some of his lieutenants were arrested and charged for (with)â€¦.â€
â€œThe ethnic colouration of the coup led to a counter coup (a hyphen) in July 1966.â€ Spell-check: coloration.
â€œHave the previous exercises impacted meaningfully on the lives (life) of the average Nigerian?â€
â€œThis could not have been possible if they had been outrightly liquidated.â€ (Source: as above) â€˜Outrightlyâ€™ is a Nigerian creation! The right word â€˜outrightâ€™ functions as an adverb and an adjective. Therefore, it does not require any inflexion. In other words: This could not have been possible if they had been liquidated outright. Even at that, â€˜liquidationâ€™ does not need any qualification because of its causative finality. So, if they had been liquidated.
â€˜Reopeningâ€™ abhors hyphenation. It is not automatic that any word with a prefix must go with a hyphen, except where there is a vowel replication. For instance: re-entry, but readmit, readjust, etcetera.
â€œLegislators, oil chiefs parley on industry enhancing issuesâ€ (DAILY SUN, June 2) Imagine the classical excellence a hyphen between â€˜industryâ€™ and â€˜enhancingâ€™ would have conferred on the headline.
â€œI said these are (were) beggars and I told my wife I better (I had better) get money ready for them.â€ (DAILY INDEPENDENT, June 2)
â€œThe remains of the Ovie, sources in the town revealed, was (were) later tiedâ€¦.â€
â€œAnd just last Friday, it was reported that the police has (had) arrested theâ€¦.â€ (THE GUARDIAN, June 2)
â€œThe meetings were about some developments alright….â€ (THE PUNCH, June 2) â€˜Alrightâ€™ (non-standard) is unacceptable for â€˜all rightâ€™ in formal settings.
â€œMy suggestion, therefore, is that our National Assembly members should tow (toe) the line of reason.â€ (THE PUNCH, June 2)
â€œThis is because of the numerous restraints, both social and economical, which is (are) associated with the day to day (day-to-day) life of a convict.â€
â€â€¦especially those public officers who remain suspect with regards (regard) to their qualifications and credibility to hold public offices.â€ (Nigerian Tribune, June 2) Alternatively, as regards their qualificationsâ€¦.
â€œThe nation has (had) in the past pardoned and forgiven itâ€™s (sic) past leaders and
â€œInfact (In fact) every (all) loving parents….â€ Alternatively, each loving parent
â€œIn the agricultural sector, the two countries can learn a lot from one another (each other).â€ (Nigerian Tribune, June 3)
â€œSuch citizens had since been integrated back (reintegrated) into the system.â€ (Source: as above)
â€œA recent summit in Kaduna on education in the northern states provided the appropriate forum to revisit, once againâ€¦.â€ (THE PUNCH, June 2) â€˜Revisitâ€™ cannot co-function with â€˜againâ€™.
â€œGone are the days when government can (could) go it alone.â€ (THE GUARDIAN, June 2).