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26 Jun 2012

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The Wig & Skirt By Funke Aboyade, Email: olufunke.aboyade@thisdaylive.com


I hate to be the one to say it but the President, Goodluck Jonathan, and his wife, Dame Patience Jonathan’s, visits to different parts of the country are fast becoming a nuisance.

Let me explain.

At least thrice in the last two or so months the President and his wife have at various times visited Lagos. On each (in) auspicious occasion Lagos has practically shut down. Roads have been closed, traffic diverted - invariably at a standstill, nothing moves. Bedlam, to put it charitably, is what we experience each time they visit us in Lagos. A whole business day (and in the case of the last visit by Dame on June 3, the entire Sunday afternoon) is lost and nothing is achieved by anyone.

Let me start with this clarification. I have nothing personal against the President - in fact my fervent desire is for him to do something outstanding that will change the quality of our lives for the better. As for his wife, Patience, I have no strong feelings either way - truth be told I can’t but have occasional spurts of admiration for her remarkable chutzpah.

Here in Lagos where I reside and work, we have had some semblance of sanity on how things should be in a democratic setting for the last five or so years. Governor Babatunde Fashola, SAN has made it an admirable point of duty to go about his business without the accompaniment of blaring, headache-inducing sirens and the almost de rigueur hangers on following in unending motorcades. He has also encouraged visiting Governors and VIPs from out of state to take their cue from his leadership by example. Bank bullion vans, security personnel et al, now mostly obey the law restricting siren use, at least in Lagos.

Said Fashola in 2008, ‘I have successfully demonstrated that you need patience and not the siren to negotiate through the traffic in Lagos. I seek the cooperation of all and sundry to demonstrate its benefit, including visiting governors and other public officers. Let us all get rid of this nuisance on which we spend millions of our hard-earned money to keep the producers in Europe and America in business while we use it to terrorise the taxpayers who we serve’. These days therefore, in the rare event that one does encounter sirens in Lagos, one shakes one’s head in contempt - clearly an out-of-state ‘VIP’ with an over-inflated sense of self is visiting; indeed a look at their number plate usually confirms it.

I concede that when the President, an elected official, is visiting anywhere NECESSARY preparation for his security and safety must be put in place. I do not however concede that ‘necessary preparations’ include shutting down the entire metropolis for hours on end (not even for one minute). And certainly not for his wife who, let’s not forget, is unelected.

For those in Lagos State who had the misfortune of having one business transaction or the other to conduct or one personal errand or the other or, even more unfortunately, one emergency or the other to attend to on any of those days the President visited it was tales of woe galore. The accounts in the (news and social) media the day following were certainly not exaggerated.

On Thursday April 12, 2012 Dame Patience Jonathan was at Victoria Island, Lagos on a thank you visit to South-South women for voting in her husband; the same disastrous tales ensued. Ditto Sunday, June 3, upon her visit to the Oriental Hotel, Lekki for a private naming/dedication ceremony (of a presidential aide’s new born – why at a hotel, a luxury one at that and in such an over-the-top manner is a story for another day. I mean, who names/dedicates their child in a hotel?!). Worshippers at a Church which holds its services at that hotel were held prisoner for hours on end. As were hotel guests and visitors. At the nearby Lekki Admiralty Plaza Tollgate, vehicles were prevented from moving for hours.

This certainly goes beyond the pale. The line between ensuring security for an individual or elected official and massaging their egos appears to be quite blurred in this country. It is apparent that these ‘VIPs’ have a clear misunderstanding of what their role is – they believe that they are rulers not governors, despots not leaders, tyrants not servants.

After the Dana plane crash, a blog was circulated via social media alleging that the crash was caused by the ‘VIP movement’ of the First Lady in which the airspace was shut down for two hours and the distressed plane was unable to land and therefore avert imminent disaster. The office of the First Lady strenuously denied the allegation, denouncing it as a wicked lie, insisting that the First Lady was nowhere in the vicinity at the time of the crash. It was however silent on whether the nation’s airspace is indeed closed when she does travel.

One hopes that the underlying import of the blog contents was not lost on that office. The fact that irrespective of whether the allegation had some basis or was true or false (which in any event could very quickly be proved or disproved by empirical evidence) was not the point. The fact that people found it believable and plausible was. The uncomfortable truth is that many travelers, including me, have at one time or the other been caught up in flight delays, as well as been kept hovering in the air for ages due to these puzzling, eternally long ‘VIP movements’. They simply do not make sense. Why should any airspace be shut down for an hour or two because one individual wants to travel? Why inconvenience and possibly endanger (there have been times some planes kept hovering have had to return to their point of departure as they were running out of unbudgeted fuel hovering) those who have things to do and a living to earn? Time is money. Even in the United States, home of the most powerful President in the world and the world’s sole remaining superpower, airspace shutdown is minimal. And I doubt it’s done for the US First Lady in any event

Last year the image of the British Prime Minister, David Cameron and his wife, Samantha, as they sat in the general lounge at Stansted with other ordinary passengers awaiting their Ryanair budget flight to Spain (where they stayed at a budget hotel) was, for me, most enduring.

A couple of years ago I was on Broadway to watch Fela! Just before the show began First lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, came in most unobtrusively with about three of her friends; she sat directly behind me. Times Square did not shut down for one second neither did Broadway, 8th Avenue or 49th Street. For those interested, I wrote an account of this in Travelawg of THISDAY LAWYER of November 22, 2010:  Day Michelle Obama Got Her Groove… on Broadway! (http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/day-michelle-obama-got-her-groove-on-broadway-/73643/).

My daughter recalls how as an undergraduate some years ago in London looking up from her walk from Tesco one day and seeing standing right in front of her, within touching distance, Prince Charles. It was not far from her school, just outside the Royal Albert Hall.  She almost did a double take she could not believe her eyes. He was leaving after receiving an honour that afternoon. He got into his waiting vehicle – a simple one – no aides hanging about, and if there were security details they were certainly very discreet, and was driven off. No fuss, no muss. (No silly looking security officers in trench coats in the blazing sun either….)

In other civilised countries public and elected officials are conscious of their duties to the electorate. They regularly take the train or other modes of public transportation and generally do not have any exaggerated sense of importance. Only a few weeks ago I watched as David Cameron had a ball game with a group of kids outside Downing Street, on the occasion of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. And only recently, the TV footage of the British Prime Minister riding (the lone passenger in a Range Rover) to the Royal Courts of Justice to face questioning at the Leveson Inquiry, stopping at a traffic light, with one outrider only was not lost on many.

Do I have respect for the office of the President of Nigeria? Yes. The answer however to whether that office has respect for its citizens is debatable and cannot confidently be answered in the affirmative. Closing down airspace, shutting down entire state capitals for the day, does not indicate respect for the citizenry or their time. It is sheer arrogance on the part of elected officials or public officers (or their spouses) who constitute an infinitesimal percentage of the population to bring an entire country of over 160 million people (who are the ones keeping the economy going) to her knees each time they want to move about. Acting like mini-gods, under the nebulous cover of ‘VIP movement’ in a democratic setting is unacceptable. Respect begets respect.

President Jonathan, over to you…

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  • you really said the truth.

    From: uche

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  • you really said the truth.

    From: uche

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • I do not agree with you on every detail here.
    Every country in the world knows its security efficiency level.
    some of them use hi-tech sensors to know when danger is around the corner.

    Let every country practice theirs as it may work for them.

    Again, it is not Jonathan or Patience that will request for a complete shut down. No. They dont do that. It is the so called security agents that know their lapses in the discharge of their duties that order for a complete shutdown so as not to fail in their small task of the day.

    From: Chike

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • splendid, on-point piece Mrs Aboyade - o make sense gon!

    From: Mej

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • Funke, you just on stop!!! What more can I say, thank you for bringing this up. Worthy of GREAT thought is the last paragraph of this article and I quote - "Do I have respect for the office of the President of Nigeria? Yes. The answer however to whether that office has respect for its citizens is debatable and cannot confidently be answered in the affirmative. Closing down airspace, shutting down entire state capitals for the day, does not indicate respect for the citizenry or their time. It is sheer arrogance on the part of elected officials or public officers (or their spouses) who constitute an infinitesimal percentage of the population to bring an entire country of over 160 million people (who are the ones keeping the economy going) to her knees each time they want to move about. Acting like mini-gods, under the nebulous cover of ‘VIP movement’ in a democratic setting is unacceptable. Respect begets respect." Bless.

    From: OLU O

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • I am pleased that someone has decided to this to public discuss. We have had enough of this madness called VIP movement. It has to just stop.

    From: Mr. Enough

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • I got the goosies reading this article, especially where mention was made of the humility displayed by more powerful and respected VIPs from super nations. Goes to show that empty vessels make the most noise as in the case of Nigeria. Please let our leaders show statesmanship and civility in their relationship with the citizens. Respect is mutual.

    From: Debbie

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • wonderful bravo for your courage. may your days be long.we need people of your caliber to tell the civilian overlords the truth.

    From: joe

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • Wonderful article. Well written and very logical.

    From: Henry

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • Wow your daughter is Imperial College London......Good!!! Somehow I just had that image of you as a young woman...Maybe because of the youthful picture on your article!!!Nice one!

    From: Commonman

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • Wow!!! Gbam!! Eziokwu kwu oto!! Funke God bless ya mightily..I honestly wish you can say more cos this calibre of courage and articulation is scarce yet this is the only dose that will shake us out our slumber.Are the first Lady's mouthpeices denying the airspace was not closed down for hours on account of her ego trip, the sad outcome which was the untimely decimation of our precious souls on that ill-fated Dana crash? Let them fire on! It has become a theatre of vultures! even Tradiional rulers with brown teeth and despicable auras now parade with sirens and block the traffic with their pathetic aides.Just like in everything that relates to governance,Fashola has shown he holds the ace in orderly and civilised conduct..a trait even the President and his babbling dame cannot ascribe to.Late President Yar Adua was not able to do much in his short stint as president but he showed remarkable character and civility most of these suckers in power will never smell in triple life times!! Fire On Ada di ora Nma Funke!!!!

    From: Handsomegod

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • What more can i say???God bless ya Mightily! Our leaders always show they are pathetic equivalents to their foreign counterparts..Imagine Dame Patience coming to watch a movie in Silver bird Galleria or GEJ coming in Person to commission a project in Ikeja?? Pandemonium and blackout will be our lot!!! I could recall at wake of Hurricane Katrica in 2005 and i couldn't help but marvel at the ease with which George Bush went in person to New Orleans and had a real life interactions and actually intervened like any oda American citizen.In our case it will be action film.Even patheticaly performing governors will cause a mini riot whenever they want to move from their house to office..Suckers!!! Funke, Ada di Ora nma jisie ike!!

    From: Handsomegod

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • What more can i say???God bless ya Mightily! Our leaders always show they are pathetic equivalents to their foreign counterparts..Imagine Dame Patience coming to watch a movie in Silver bird Galleria or GEJ coming in Person to commission a project in Ikeja?? Pandemonium and blackout will be our lot!!! I could recall at wake of Hurricane Katrica in 2005 and i couldn't help but marvel at the ease with which George Bush went in person to New Orleans and had a real life interactions and actually intervened like any oda American citizen.In our case it will be action film.Even pathetically performing governors will cause a mini riot whenever they want to move from their house to office..Suckers!!! Funke, Ada di Ora nma jisie ike!!

    From: Handsomegod

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  • What more can i say???God bless ya Mightily! Our leaders always show they are pathetic equivalents to their foreign counterparts..Imagine Dame Patience coming to watch a movie in Silverbird Galleria or GEJ coming in Person to commission a project in Ikeja?? Pandemonium and blackout will be our lot!!! I could recall at wake of Hurricane Katrica in 2005 and i couldnt help but marvel at the ease with which George Bush went in person to New Orleans and had a real life interactions and actually intervened like any oda American citizen.In our case it will be action film.Even patheticaly performing governors will cause a mini riot whenever they want to move from their house to office..Suckers!!! Funke, Ada di Ora nma jisie ike!!

    From: Handsomegod

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  • What more can i say???God bless ya Mightily! Our leaders always show they are pathetic equivalents to their foreign counterparts..Imagine Dame Patience coming to watch a movie in Silverbird Galleria or GEJ coming in Person to commission a project in Ikeja?? Pandemonium and blackout will be our lot!!! I could recall at wake of Hurricane Katrica in 2005 and i couldn't help but marvel at the ease with which George Bush went in person to New Orleans and had a real life interactions and actually intervened like any oda American citizen.In our case it will be action film.Even pathetically performing governors will cause a mini riot whenever they want to move from their house to office..Suckers!!! Funke, Ada di Ora nma jisie ike!!

    From: Handsomegod

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  • Demonstration of craze......the thing is public servants in Nigeria see themselves as public masters. SHame there is little or nothing anyone can do about it than talk and talk and talk.

    Nigeria, I bow my head.

    From: A Citizen

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • @ Chike: it is safest to move around discreetly! Constituting a nuisance only draws attention to oneself. Patience is suffering from "new money"! She believes she's arrived and therefore must advertise how important her arrivals are. She does indeed suffer from an exaggerate sense of importance.

    From: Ben

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  • @ Chike: it is safest to move around discreetly! Constituting a nuisance only draws attention to oneself. Patience is suffering from "new money"! She believes she's arrived and therefore must advertise how important her arrivals are. She does indeed suffer from an exaggerate sense of importance.

    From: Ben

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  • I want to post my comments in pidgin language " Ol boyyyyyy....that was hot! So on point...so direct...this must hit home surely". Funke, this article is a sucker punch. I suggest all concerned public servants should put this article in a plaque and carry it around as a reminder of their responsibilities to the masses...awon charlatans!

    From: Tunde

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • Correct article. I think is plausible that even if PEJ's VIP movement did not take place on the same day as the Dana crash, the ripple effect may have played out somehow 24 hours after her arrival.

    On another note: I can't help but notice that half of the comments here are (correctly) praising the writer. No problem with that. But I can't help noticing how similar this sounds to all the hangers on around our VIPs.

    From: Ngozi

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • I love Nigerians. They are so good at theories. Give them the position they switch ground immediately. Its unfortunate Funke is probably a grandmother by now. Were she to be a young lady and had the opportunity of being a 'President' or a "First Lady", you will hear different stories. Countries differ from one another and while I do not condone closure of air space or traffic on the ground for VIPs to the detriments of other citizens, the case of Murtala Mohammed readily comes to mind. We act according to the dictates of our climate. While appreciating the good things of life of the Western world, I do not like comparison which is not objective. Nevertheless, Funke made a beautiful reading which most Nigerians are not short of, but to practice what they say is always and almost impossible.

    From: Julius Amu

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  • And to realize that in spite of the inconvenience which their travels bestow on fellow Nigerians,they've not deemed it fit to apologize makes it pitiable.
    We have VIPs with delusions of grandeur!

    From: EmmyMandey

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • I agree with you that more should be done to reduce the inconveniences of the public when GEJ or a top government official visits. But we should stop this habit of comparing the situation here to those of US or UK. You say Michelle Obama entered the place unobtrusively - maybe; but there must have been a major security blanket around her and a sweep must have been done b4 she attended. More importantly, the intelligence network must have deemed that there was no remote threat to the area.

    You talked about a student practically bumping into Prince Charles. Did you also read in the news about how his head of security was questioned because the car Prince Charles was in ran into a demonstration and someone struck the window of the car? The main query to the security head was - how did someone get so close as to be able to touch the car?

    Talk to people living in the DC. Any time Obama visits, roads are closed, there is traffic. If you don't move your car, it gets towed (people have complained they can't find their cars after it gets moved).

    As I said earlier, we need to improve how we handle movement of VIPs in Nigeria but we should stop this simple comparison of - in the US/UK, nobody accompanies the VIPs but in Nigeria, the whole world does.

    From: AK

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  • Funke you only gave VERY few isolated cases when Mitchell Obama, David Cameron, Prince Charles were seen casually without any of their guards. Why didn�t you make reference to cases where these world leaders are seen surrounded or even suffocated by strong faced FBI or Scotland Yard guards with guns and other security gadgets with them but rather you choose to concentrate on the very few isolated cases. Or better still, Why didn�t you equally emphasis instances where we also see or have access to our very highly placed public officials (even the President) without hindrance or the unnecessary security hurdles????. Each country handles the issue of its President's security based on its peculiarity.

    From: putfum

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  • Thank you Aboyade,this is why they want to bury themselves in power,they seek power for the sake of showing off and nothing more,this 'expanded' movement from this woman is certainly becoming unbecoming,certainly she is a book on power in arrogant hands .

    From: adekayode

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • A beautiful piece, but these people (so called leaders) no longer listen. We seem doomed with the kind of leaders we have.
    Just the weekend after the Dana crash, I was on a plane (Aero) to Enugu and we were kept in the air for over 20 mins because of VIP movement - National Assembly members that visited Enugu for the burial of the Deputy Senate president's father. I was so angry I could have caused a scene had I seen any of the VIPs on ground.
    For me this country has no leaders.

    From: dedings

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  • THE VERDICT, SIMPLE, "Respect begets respect."

    GOD BLESS YOU,AMEN.

    From: deji

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  • Let's hear Mr.Abati response on this!

    From: wole

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  • It is wrong to compare apples with oranges. I plead that we try as much as possible to compare like with like. The author of the above article, probably out of mischief, succeeded in comparing apple with oranges. How can any sane person compare security measure for VIP's in US/UK and Nigeria? How can you compare the movement of a governor with that of the president? You may have a point on the movement of the first lady but as at today, the security threat to the presidency is as high as it can get and may explain some of these desperate measures by security agents. Our security agencies are no where near the competence or high tech security strategies seen in US or UK. So next time i advise that the author should compare like with like and stop being mischievous and painting GEJ in bad light. Why not compare movement of former first ladies or former presidents of Nig with that of today? Or why not compare presidential movement in Ghana with that of Nig, and so and so forth. This is the comparison that will MAKE SENSE. The author also betrayed her neutrality by unnecessarily singing praises of Fashola in her write up

    From: Jude

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • It is wrong to compare apples with oranges. I plead that we try as much as possible to compare like with like. The author of the above article, probably out of mischief, succeeded in comparing apple with oranges. How can any sane person compare security measure for VIP's in US/UK and Nigeria? How can you compare the movement of a governor with that of the president? You may have a point on the movement of the first lady but as at today, the security threat to the presidency is as high as it can get and may explain some of these desperate measures by security agents. Our security agencies are no where near the competence or high tech security strategies seen in US or UK. So next time i advise that the author should compare like with like and stop being mischievous and painting GEJ in bad light. Why not compare movement of former first ladies or former presidents of Nig with that of today? Or why not compare presidential movement in Ghana with that of Nig, and so and so forth. This is the comparison that will MAKE SENSE. The author also betrayed her neutrality by unnecessarily singing praises of Fashola in her write up

    From: Jude

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  • While I do agree with your article 100%, I would like to add that if indeed Nigerian airspace was shut to protect Patience then she needs to ask for God's forgiveness because the blood of one person who was on her personal frolic is not worth the blood of the multitude we lost in Dana crash. Mr President needs to restrain his wife.

    Unfortunately the money that would have been massively invested in education to reform the minds of Nigerians among whom civilised leaders would emerge is being looted everyday and therefore the ideals in UK and America, which to alluded to in your writeup, may not happen in Nigeria in the next generation.

    May God have mercy on Nigeria.

    From: Chris Ogbekhiulu

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • How sad to know our political class today is not much different from stack illiterates. The most painful part is that most of dem hav gone abroad n see how things work yet dey come here n disgrace sanity. I only pity future generations cos these rascals are bent on rendering them bankrupt economically, politically, educationally and infrastructural

    From: Inyang

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  • Ruben Abati should read this and tell his headmaster

    From: Olima s

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  • Quite insightful!! However, fact is its not a President Jonathan or his wife's problem. It's our general mindset as an under-developed state. As a people, we dont have anything of pride that goes before us, so we improvise with our imported toys and forceful show of misplaced fame. Its still the ' i better pass my neighbor' syndrome. Simple!!!

    From: emmann

    Posted: 11 months ago

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  • The title of this article is wrong, No president will have the time to be negotiating road closures. it is strictly a security issue and has nothing to do Jonathan and his wife. besides with the security situation in Nigeria and the manner of driving in lagos, security cannot help but forcefully clear the road for our VIPs and whether or not that constitutes nuisance is nothing presidential

    From: Dizzor

    Posted: 11 months ago

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